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Showing posts with label Modern Age Proverbs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Modern Age Proverbs. Show all posts

Apr 23, 2009

Modern Age Proverbs

There is a Chinese saying that is spoken with a reprimanding tone towards one who hasn't thought out his plan well, or who just basically does not plan. Goes something like this.

Why do you "look for a toilet when your poo is on its way out"?

I know. It is disgusting. But honestly, it is pretty much self-explanatory, and I have to say the original doesn't sound half as bad as the translation. *lol*

Apr 3, 2009

Modern Age Proverbs

The original: You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink.

Re-Ed:
You can lead a horse to water, but if it don't wanna drink, shoot it.

No horses were harmed during the making of this proverb. I'm just in a crappy mood.